My 2008 wish for you

*May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.
*May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills.
*May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!
*May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy.
*May the problems you had forget your home address!
*May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, cardiologist, gastroenterologist, urologist, proctologist, podiatrist, psychiatrist, plumber and the IRS.
*May your hair, teeth, face-lift, abs and stocks not fall and may your blood pressure, triglycerides, cholesterol, white blood count and mortgage interest not rise.
*May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them.
*May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes and tell the world about your virtues.
*May the telemarketers wait until you finish dinner, may the commercials on TV not be louder than the program, and may your checkbook & budget balance and include generous amounts for charity.
*May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse, child, parent, siblings, aunts, and uncles; but not to your secretary, nurse, masseuse, hairdresser or tennis instructor.
*And may we live in a world at peace and with the awareness of the miracles in every sunset, every flower's unfolding petals, every baby's smile, every moment with our elders and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.